‘Stop it and keep the mystery!’
Year: 2024
Hot, hot, hot!
Meghan Markle has been dogged by speculation of an upcoming autobiography for months but she’s been warned she will need to ‘carefully’ consider her tone.
Piranha’s got some pipes!
‘We are losing the real meaning of pizza!’
People are freezing in their homes.
‘If they’re under 25, I’ll say “Listen, that’s a bit young for me”. But I’m all over the pensioners. They love me. To anybody over 50, I’m like catnip.’
The Gunners are continuing their ‘No More Red’ campaign.
The forward missed Saturday’s win with a hip problem.
EXCLUSIVE: Author Micheal Rosen has paid tribute to Kate Garraway’s husband Derek Draper who died aged 56 this week after a three-year health battle.
There was no Erling Haaland either…
The actress was left ‘broken and saddened’ by her experience, a source claimed.
Both were pronounced dead at the scene.
A major boost.
I was eating cereal for breakfast, a sandwich and a packet of crisps for lunch and maybe a ready meal lasagne for dinner.
The couple have been together for more than a year.
‘I feel like you feel,’ a nine-year-old student told me.
‘Speaking to everyone who knew her the general consensus is this is unexpected. She was really smart, like effortlessly so.’
Is it still a holiday if you’re working out twice a day and not eating five ice creams?
Russia used long-range S-300 missiles on eastern Ukraine.
‘Erotic’ was among the other words.
But will she regret it?
‘I felt like I was choking.’
No one crosses Kim Tate!
Many experts have stated that an apology is needed, but one royal commentator has pointed out another way that Prince Harry can guarantee a “way back”.
